The Tudors Song

Terrible Tudors. Anyone who's lived around these parts or ever knew dust is well aware that you should never mess with the tudors. My granddad Henry 7th. He beat king Richard. That's him pictured defeating the tyke. He liked his name so much that to keep alive. His memory. He called his own son Henry. What was he like? Everyone said Henry VIII was a baddy. I have to agree even though he was my daddy. And just like baron Cubans we go with metal smile too much. At least we're not as rulers. By rain was quite notorious. I like to hunt and slaughter. But then you had a daughter Mary was her name. It was a son I wanted, so I divorced her mother. Then wife two had another. Ago, not again. That's real talking about. To the superior to you followed me as Rudy. Best not to ask. It must have been my lady. Yes, sickly little eddy was ill and soon got it. And who came next? Your daughter's then took over. First came Bloody Mary, my sister's rule was scary, so all hell me true the history of you. Who cares? I never had an heir. So I reinvented them. We may not have been fair. But we were born. His story.