We Didn't Start the Fire
May 7, 2007
Now it's time for a brief history of the United States of America. Hello boys and girls ready to get started? Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Jhonnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio, Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe. Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Surgar Ray, Panmunjom, Brando, The King and I, The Catcher in the Rye. Eisenhower, Vaccine, Englands got a new Queen, Marciano, Liberace, Santayana, goodbye. Josef Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev, Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc, Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron, Dien Bien Phu falls, Rock Arounf the Clock. Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning, Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, elves Presley, Disneyland, Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khruschev, Princess Gace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez, Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac, Sputnik, Zhou En-Lai, Bridge on the River Kwai, Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball, Starkweather homicide, Children of Thalidomide. Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia, Hula Hoopes, Carstro, Edsel is a no-go, U2, Syngman Rhee, Payola and Kennedy, Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in te Congo. Hemingway, Eichmann, Stranger in a Strange Land, Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs Invasion, Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania, Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson, Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex, JFK blown away, what else do I have to say? Birth Control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again, Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, Punk Rock, Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the Airline, Ayatollahs in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan, Whell of Fortune, Sally Ride, Heavy metal suicide, Homeless Vets, Aids, Crack, Bernie Goetz, Hypodermics on the shore, China's under martial law, Rock n roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore.